{"id":2175,"date":"2023-05-11T16:26:24","date_gmt":"2023-05-11T15:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/?p=2175"},"modified":"2023-05-11T16:31:52","modified_gmt":"2023-05-11T15:31:52","slug":"citas-de-groucho-marx-pagina-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/2023\/05\/11\/citas-de-groucho-marx-pagina-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Citas de Groucho Marx (P\u00e1gina 5)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/marxmadera.troyano.com\/img\/cit_grou.jpg\" alt=\"Foto de Groucho\" \/><div class=\"qm_quote\"><span class='qm_quote_text'>\u00a1Chssssst! No mire en este momento, pero en esta habitaci\u00f3n sobra alguien\u2026 y me parece que es usted.<\/span><span class='qm_quote_author'>~Groucho Marx<\/span><a href='https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&quot;\u00a1Chssssst! No mire en este momento, pero en esta habitaci\u00f3n sobra alguien\u2026 y me parece que es usted.&quot; ~Groucho Marx http:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175' class='qm_quote_tweet' target='_new' title='Compartir en Twitter'><img SRC='\/img\/logo_twitter_new_20x20.png'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"qm_quote\"><span class='qm_quote_text'>Recuerdo la primera vez que tuve sexo\u2026 Todav\u00eda guardo el recibo.<\/span><span class='qm_quote_author'>~Groucho Marx<\/span><a href='https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&quot;Recuerdo la primera vez que tuve sexo\u2026 Todav\u00eda guardo el recibo.&quot; ~Groucho Marx http:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175' class='qm_quote_tweet' target='_new' title='Compartir en Twitter'><img SRC='\/img\/logo_twitter_new_20x20.png'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"qm_quote\"><span class='qm_quote_text'>La pr\u00f3xima vez que le vea, recu\u00e9rdeme que no debo hablar con usted.<\/span><span class='qm_quote_author'>~Groucho Marx<\/span><a href='https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&quot;La pr\u00f3xima vez que le vea, recu\u00e9rdeme que no debo hablar con usted.&quot; ~Groucho Marx http:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175' class='qm_quote_tweet' target='_new' title='Compartir en Twitter'><img SRC='\/img\/logo_twitter_new_20x20.png'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"qm_quote\"><span class='qm_quote_text'>\u00a1Brindemos por nuestras novias y nuestras esposas!\u2026 \u00a1Que no se encuentren nunca!<\/span><span class='qm_quote_author'>~Groucho Marx<\/span><a href='https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&quot;\u00a1Brindemos por nuestras novias y nuestras esposas!\u2026 \u00a1Que no se encuentren nunca!&quot; ~Groucho Marx http:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175' class='qm_quote_tweet' target='_new' title='Compartir en Twitter'><img SRC='\/img\/logo_twitter_new_20x20.png'><\/a><\/div><div class=\"qm_quote\"><span class='qm_quote_text'>Yo no soy vegetariano, pero como animales que s\u00ed lo son.<\/span><span class='qm_quote_author'>~Groucho Marx<\/span><a href='https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?text=&quot;Yo no soy vegetariano, pero como animales que s\u00ed lo son.&quot; ~Groucho Marx http:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175' class='qm_quote_tweet' target='_new' title='Compartir en Twitter'><img SRC='\/img\/logo_twitter_new_20x20.png'><\/a><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[121],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2175"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2176,"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2175\/revisions\/2176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hermanosmarx.troyano.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}